I want to have your abortion
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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