I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just pee around me
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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