I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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