You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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