Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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