Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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