quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She's the barista slut.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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