Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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