how can u be prego again
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
