And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Randomize
