Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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