I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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