you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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