I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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