I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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