Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
dude. I can hear the air.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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