How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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