Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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