You work out of a Hotel?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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