come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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