hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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