You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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