Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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