I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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