Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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