just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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