Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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