I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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