do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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