Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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