this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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