i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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