Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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