Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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