she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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