I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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