god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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