girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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