I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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