Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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