Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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