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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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