kristin has been a bad kristin
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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