...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
