you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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