Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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