Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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