I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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