oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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