I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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