i will never coherently bang her
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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